WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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