like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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