I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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