Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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