even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
The ass gains better be worth it
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