butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I will be naked everywhere
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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