We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Come back. Shots need mouths.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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