Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.