two words: eviction party
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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