She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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