one might say we're banned from that church
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so let's talk penis.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Randomize
