Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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