what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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