it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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