Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho