i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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