sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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