I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.