There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.