It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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