Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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