Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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