Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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