what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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