I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.