...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.