Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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