Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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