Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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