I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My cat gives me a boner
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.