he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
I told him it was alright.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.