I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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