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wanna hang out?
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy