Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.