I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?