His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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