I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
How did I end up in the pool?!
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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