i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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