i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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