Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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