Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
and you fell through a lawn chair
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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