I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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