Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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