would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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