I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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