After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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