But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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