Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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