yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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