Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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