Nicole vs. Life
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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