I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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