So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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