hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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