No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Alive.
So much puke
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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